VodkaChris Remington@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 160 points – 12 months ago8Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldThat's the spiritI want to be potatoThe resemblance is uncanny, I believe in you.I think you half thereCan I become vodka?With proper composting and horticulture, yes, eventually.Yes, but first, potato.It takes a lot of work by outside forces to turn a potato into vodka. It doesn't just do it on its own.
It takes a lot of work by outside forces to turn a potato into vodka. It doesn't just do it on its own.
That's the spirit
I want to be potato
The resemblance is uncanny, I believe in you.
I think you half there
Can I become vodka?
With proper composting and horticulture, yes, eventually.
Yes, but first, potato.
It takes a lot of work by outside forces to turn a potato into vodka. It doesn't just do it on its own.