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Nettika@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 255 points –
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It amazes but doesnt surprise me how fucking stupid that man is

Something more amazing is the fact that he has millions of people that follow him

Elon: "But millions of people follow me!"

Nearest Person: "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Narrator: In 2032, Musk infamously pooped his diaper in public, which finally led to his ousting at SpaceX, Tesla and the rebranded Titter. It didn't help that SpaceX rockets and Cybertruck prototypes had killed thousands in recent years. It was soon thereafter found that Titter was actually 87% bots, most created in the early 2020's by now defunct crypto corporations and various fascist dick-taters.

Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy, and Twitter is the digital town square where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated

— Elon Musk (Apr. 25, 2022 During the announcement Musk was buying Twitter)

I would think someone would point out the irony but I'm doubtful anyone could penetrate his fifteen astronomical unit thick ego. This man's money is the single reason anyone on this planet give him more than ten seconds of their lives.

To bigots, freedom of speech means freedom from accountability

So you get to decide what is and isn't offensive to others?

We do not get to decide what a slur is, melon husk does not get to decide what a slur is. The bigots do not get to decide what a slur is.

That job belongs solely to the kids on Xbox Live

Transphobes: attempts genocide

Transphobes: "omg ur terminology hurts my feelings you bigot 😭😭😭😭"

Can someone tweet this to Snowflake Musk?