Kermit Rule

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Why does Kermit the Frog have teeth?

The screams are not merely those of Kermit, no, they are also the screams of the Damned who witness His Teeth.

Jack Nicholson voice: You can't HANdle the tooth!

I let out a little muppet scream when I saw 'em!