It really is

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 320 points –
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Everytime I barrel into Seattle, its moist embrace holds and pacifies me

I think they got confused between 'unreal' and 'ethereal'.

Ethereal makes no sense here anyway. That's a mountain, one of the most substantial things on the planet, about as far from ethereal as you can get.

Nah. Rivers are basically the urethra of a mountain. That's what they are obviously talking about.

Let's keep this at 69 points (nice)