made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her

OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 87 points –

seems like it works as a shit post

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If you're trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?

lol you don't have to out yourself like that bud, I'm sure you'll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.

"Bud?" Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You're calling me "Bud?" I'm glad I'm not your wife.

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