The Krusty Krab was rigged from the start

JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 215 points –
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“They asked me if I knew the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I said I had a Secret Krabby Formula for a patty. They said ahoy, matey!”

Nobody's dick's that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

"We can't let Neptune do all the work."