Lights bulbs

nifty@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 925 points –
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git add cry

git commit -m "nobody but me will read this anyway"

git push

git end-of-line :-|

I've literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic

Nobody will pay for a burned out light bulb.

Testing and confirming the burn out of light bulbs is easier!

I didn't stop working when I burned out ... I just became a school bus driver. Nothing like a 90% pay cut to spice up your life, but at least now I can't be replaced by AI. sob

Hey, me too! Although I took a transition job in between as public works foreman for a small village. (Single person doing everything from water treatment to sewer cleanouts, snow clearing to cutting grass.)