as a Jeff this is extra concerning

jeff 👨‍💻@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 29 points –
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It means "Our incompetence, intransigence, sunk cost fallacy, decision making and hiring idiocy are utterly out of control, and we think this is your problem, not ours. Sorry for the inconvenience."

Conversely: "Our incompetence, intransigence, sunk cost fallacy, decision making, and hiring idiocy have prevented you from ever possibly working with us. Sorry for the convenience."

RIP Mitch.

They used names as the primary key which means Jeffrey is already taken and I guess they can't use Jeffrey2 because it looks unprofessional.