64 beans. If this post gets 64 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

ZTabs@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 555 points –
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welp, we've reached and then blown past that

time to pony up boy

This would be more compelling if you ate 64 beans. Then ate 128 beans etc.

1 bean, 2 bean, 4 bean, 8 bean, 16 bean, 32 bean, 128 bean, 256 bean, 512 bean, 1024 bean, 2048 bean....

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[An image depicting sixty-four light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in an eight by eight rectangle on a white background. There is a slight gap between the fourth and fifth column of cans. The image quality makes the words on the can difficult to make out.]


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So, they very clearly need to double the beans... But also, how many iterations of beans can Lemmy support? 128? 256? Can we get over 1024 beans? What does 1000 beans even look like?

We must press on!

I both do and don’t want to see the increased number of beans

Fuck don't start this trend again. It was pointless karma farming on reddit now just just pointless.