People named "Frank" always pun when they say "to be frank, ..."zephyr@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 129 points – 4 months ago13Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldFrankly this is correctI will name my child “Honest”."Honest Lee"1 more...Someone not named Frank: "If you will allow me to be frank..." Frank: "But I'm Frank. You can't be me!"Well, this is awkward…Shirley, you jest.I'm not. And don't call me Shirley.Can I still be Garth?can people named frank be frank, given how they already are frank :thonk:While some simply are And others may be Are but not be Or be but not are There’s some that are and be And some simply noneOr they have an identity crisis where they don't feel like themselves so instead it is a small, quiet plea to be the person they see in the mirror. "To be Frank. If only..."To be frank: If you tell a person named Josh that you are just joshing them after telling them something incredible, they want to kill you, but usually don't. There. I was frank, but I'm not Frank. Fucking English I hate this language sometimes. Janice, I'm going to be Frank. I'm unhappy with the size of the pool. BALLS ON THE LINE JANICE, IT NEEDS TO BE BIGGER.
Someone not named Frank: "If you will allow me to be frank..." Frank: "But I'm Frank. You can't be me!"
can people named frank be frank, given how they already are frank :thonk:While some simply are And others may be Are but not be Or be but not are There’s some that are and be And some simply none
While some simply are And others may be Are but not be Or be but not are There’s some that are and be And some simply none
Or they have an identity crisis where they don't feel like themselves so instead it is a small, quiet plea to be the person they see in the mirror. "To be Frank. If only..."
To be frank: If you tell a person named Josh that you are just joshing them after telling them something incredible, they want to kill you, but usually don't. There. I was frank, but I'm not Frank. Fucking English I hate this language sometimes.
Janice, I'm going to be Frank. I'm unhappy with the size of the pool. BALLS ON THE LINE JANICE, IT NEEDS TO BE BIGGER.
Frankly this is correct
I will name my child “Honest”.
"Honest Lee"
Someone not named Frank: "If you will allow me to be frank..."
Frank: "But I'm Frank. You can't be me!"
Well, this is awkward…
Shirley, you jest.
I'm not. And don't call me Shirley.
Can I still be Garth?
can people named frank be frank, given how they already are frank :thonk:
While some simply are And others may be Are but not be Or be but not are There’s some that are and be And some simply none
Or they have an identity crisis where they don't feel like themselves so instead it is a small, quiet plea to be the person they see in the mirror.
"To be Frank. If only..."
To be frank:
If you tell a person named Josh that you are just joshing them after telling them something incredible, they want to kill you, but usually don't.
There.
I was frank, but I'm not Frank.
Fucking English I hate this language sometimes.
Janice, I'm going to be Frank. I'm unhappy with the size of the pool. BALLS ON THE LINE JANICE, IT NEEDS TO BE BIGGER.