More almonds rule

Midnitte@beehaw.org to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 39 points –

Where the almonds at?

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oh oh that's from the story where ezekiel takes responsibility for the sins of israel god ties ezekiel up and makes him cook bread over human feces and then ezekiel is like "but god that's gross i don't eat gross stuff" and god is like "ugh fine use cow feces instead" i love that story

Thanks. I wish the manufacturer was more clear as to whether this cereal was cooked over human or cow feces.

Setting aside the fact that there are almonds in it, the bible verse describes a recipe for making bread (which I assume refers to loaves)