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BeReady77@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – -20 points –

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Why are you so concerned about your belly? Five separate posts ....

I think bro is into some sort of autassassinophilia.

  • meets a 10/10 girl at a bar
  • they really bond over drink
  • brings to his place
  • Natasya is from Russia's special KGB
  • turns out OP is Doug from Total Recall, he's an amnesiac superhuman
  • they have a fight to near-death
  • shling-shlong, guns and katana and shuriken
  • OP pins Natasya finally, being the giga-chad sigma warrior he is
  • then they make out and have snu-snu
  • "And, kids, that's how I met your mother"

Your reach and mass are doing you way more favours than vulnerabilities in a violent situation.

Maybe you’re right. Good luck on being shorter

Based on my tumbles with the apex predator that is my wife, yes - we tall people are very vulnerable to attack.