health tip rule

Maeqa@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 353 points –
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My friend has slipped a disc in her back, is in quite substantial pain and discomfort.

I just sent her this. Because I'm a good friend.

Did a cannibal write this? I'm not gonna season and tenderize myself for you

Mmmn delicious epsom salt and oil so I can absolutely shit myself after I eat someone 😏