I'm following the rule AND helping you get your buttholes prepared for winter!

Zoop@beehaw.org to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 88 points –

You're welcome.

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Bruh. It’s late April. How long/much does it take to winterize?

The southern hemisphere would like a word.

Winter is over where I live, so this is the perfect time to buy my butthole winterizer on clearance for next year

TMI/hornyposting warning

!Tightens? I'm trying to work up to bigger toys! 8.5" circumference is still my max. Despite the stretch, my butt muscles are swole, I got an iron grip!<