Good job!

Hackworth@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 295 points –
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Birds do NOT have hands

Dinosaurs had hands. Are you trying to tell me that millions of years of evolution removed their hands?

No.

They're just really good at hiding them.

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*cough*. (Read about their juveniles.)

...When predators such as the great black hawk attack a hoatzin nesting colony,...

great black hawk

I hate my brain.

Of course not, neither do unicorns and fairies. They're not real.