Blahaj_Blast

@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Joined 12 months ago

I remember some dumasses tried to overthrow the government in the US

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Sorry, I woke up feeling a little fabulous today

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It's missing the autism circle. They naturally gravitate towards tech jobs, they are also overrepresented among trans people.

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C:\users\ass-face\appdata\microsoft\office\temp\bin\fuck\you{v52jsu82wbsjsj}~sjsjxmdbau278d6zhs.doc

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Problem is, a good chunk of these mouth breathers were vaccinated as kids, and their innocent, unknowing children get to reap the costs.

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Goddamn I could use a dommy mommy right about now.

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"Texas needs to shut up before we split in half and make Texas the 3rd biggest state"

  • Alaska probably
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I mean, straight chicks will call their guy "babe" too.

I wasn't thinking to learn Rust, but now I do.

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That is called a "nichard name".

Source:

It sounds sketch AF

No shit, I saw some password rules recently.

15 character minimum

Must change every 90 days

Cannot be one of the previous 24

Like, what the hell?

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FUCK

YOU

Jesse wtf are you talking about?

Ok, an excuse I haven't used yet, but been keeping in my back pocket is this,

"I recently go on this new medication for (anxiety in my case) and it helped a lot and since I (was less anxious) I had more mental bandwidth to consider different things and was better able to pay attention to different parts of my health a wasn't able to before"

Obviously not this verbatim, but this idea in some form. Because to some extent it is true in my case.

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Something something snowflakes..

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Well, you're not wrong

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(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

I love that somehow that became like our starter pack! 🤣

:3 risen up!

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It was 80 here recently and everything is beginning to bloom.

I guess pretty soon March showers will bring April flowers? 🤷‍♀️

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Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all

Yeah, nah, yeah, FUCK TANKIES

I took this as getting at stuff like that extension cord that was pulled from Amazon not too long ago that had 2 male ends

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Finding out you're trans later in life is like watching a movie littered with spoilers for the ending but you don't realize it til you get to the end look back.

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A shock to no one who has been paying attention.

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As a former boy... Yeah... Shit sucks.

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Nah, more into women 😎

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I remember joking at ~16 or 17 about being a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.

Turns out that was not 100% untrue 😬😅😜

.. 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

❤️🧡💛🤍🩷❤️💜

Edit:I'll note that the first crack in my shell, or realizing it was there at all didn't happen for another 15 years

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Ai generated shitposting?

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I shit you not, this is the literal translation.

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️

"And the difficulty of the game may or may not change once you do? What a fuckload of shit!"

Wait, is this legit in the game? I thought it was a rule34 kind of thing 😅

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This is not a place of honor.

Nice you can just buy it canned now.

Back in the day it was only available hand expressed.

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Ew

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Clearly forgetting the poop-hole-loophole

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