I remember some dumasses tried to overthrow the government in the US

Sorry, I woke up feeling a little fabulous today

"Ok let me check on something"

Uptime: 156 hours

"let's restart using what I like to call, 'the right way' "

It's missing the autism circle. They naturally gravitate towards tech jobs, they are also overrepresented among trans people.

C:\users\ass-face\appdata\microsoft\office\temp\bin\fuck\you{v52jsu82wbsjsj}~sjsjxmdbau278d6zhs.doc

I've been there... There's totally an explanation if you pay any amount of attention....

Problem is, a good chunk of these mouth breathers were vaccinated as kids, and their innocent, unknowing children get to reap the costs.

Goddamn I could use a dommy mommy right about now.

"Texas needs to shut up before we split in half and make Texas the 3rd biggest state"

• Alaska probably

I mean, straight chicks will call their guy "babe" too.

I wasn't thinking to learn Rust, but now I do.

That is called a "nichard name".

Source:

FUCK

YOU

No shit, I saw some password rules recently.

15 character minimum

Must change every 90 days

Cannot be one of the previous 24

Like, what the hell?

It sounds sketch AF

Jesse wtf are you talking about?

Ok, an excuse I haven't used yet, but been keeping in my back pocket is this,

"I recently go on this new medication for (anxiety in my case) and it helped a lot and since I (was less anxious) I had more mental bandwidth to consider different things and was better able to pay attention to different parts of my health a wasn't able to before"

Obviously not this verbatim, but this idea in some form. Because to some extent it is true in my case.

I'ma be real, when you are sick, do you get more horny? I'ma be real, my mind wanders like crazy!

I have been on several and never encountered this

Apparently some 4chan garbage

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/tttt

Well, you're not wrong

Something something snowflakes..

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

I love that somehow that became like our starter pack! 🤣

:3 risen up!

It was 80 here recently and everything is beginning to bloom.

I guess pretty soon March showers will bring April flowers? 🤷‍♀️

Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all

Yeah, nah, yeah, FUCK TANKIES

Finding out you're trans later in life is like watching a movie littered with spoilers for the ending but you don't realize it til you get to the end look back.

I took this as getting at stuff like that extension cord that was pulled from Amazon not too long ago that had 2 male ends

A shock to no one who has been paying attention.

As a former boy... Yeah... Shit sucks.

Nah, more into women 😎

I remember joking at ~16 or 17 about being a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.

Turns out that was not 100% untrue 😬😅😜

.. 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

❤️🧡💛🤍🩷❤️💜

Edit:I'll note that the first crack in my shell, or realizing it was there at all didn't happen for another 15 years

Ai generated shitposting?

I shit you not, this is the literal translation.

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"And the difficulty of the game may or may not change once you do? What a fuckload of shit!"

Wait, is this legit in the game? I thought it was a rule34 kind of thing 😅