MissJinx

@MissJinx@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

well this is not far off. We had a whole year of remote learning and "computers" did teach the kids.

Door? At the nativity? Did they finally got a room on the b&b?

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The accessory I remove after looking at the mirror is usually myself. I just give up going out. lol

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what if I'm really dead inside?

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perfect

That's just an unconfortable pillow case

Is everyone getting the same candy or do you have "kid" candy and "adult kid" candy? Asking for a friend.

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Sometimes I get a profound sense my life is shit like it always were, but a different shit, not the same every time.

Dude a friend send me a picture of his neighbour's door. The guy put up the sign "We are christians and don't celebrate the devil but we love kids" And the dude had a bucket of jesus stickers!

Even the virtual interactions need aome space lol

Granted, she could have been having a weird reaction to a stroke or something,

Bless your heart

Staff is people? What kind of comunist shit is this?!

Don't get me.wrong I really love excel and enjoy spending my days playing with it; but sometimes I'll look at my work in a big picture context and don't understand how I make so much money doing a totally made up thing that serves no practical purpose.

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Even if you are not religious (I'm not) we really need a Bible tv show. But it has to be 100% accurate, no cuting corners, at most they could modernize the language, but it has to have 100% of dialogues there. It would be amazing

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Could be a corporate job

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oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron

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I'm an IT auditor. "What the fuck?" is the main question, we ask it daily

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Boy you guys talk so much about student debt that I'm very thankful to not have it

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it's nanowhere

Better this way, every time someone walks towards Poland we have a new war.

A REAL ONE!

I see no problems

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or don't. My ex was balding and never bothered me. It may bother.some ppl but tbf what doesn't? There is alwas a problem, too tall, too short, short dick, dick too big, to fat, too skinny

There will always be someone that doesn't like something about you, no matter who you are. Just accept it and be free

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can't even fuck them

What an asshole vegan. How stupid can you be to say you love animals and say something as dumb as this

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look you guys gotta understand that women's orgasm is a bit different. We can have amazing sex and not orgasm and it's ok. A woman can orgasm without even touching herself, that's how "in the head" we are. Its good either way. If you really want to make her cum try oral.

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Please lets not bring TS here. FFS every single news is about her! She doesn't seem like a bad.person and I can't stand looking at her anymore

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Not a joke. My cousin has one of those. Yes he is pretty dumb

After seen the photo.of his bloody face I have to say, as a non american, i'm sorry for you guys and for ukrane (and the rest of the world of course, since this time things will be MUCH worst). I hope you can recover but idk if you have mich time. I don't think this wako can loose anymore

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Is there anywhere that wasn't or isn't fucked up at some point in history?! Humans are shitty. Ancient humans were even worst (very boring, smelly and short life)

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Over 40? For me is even worst! You younglings still have time to do something. I have no house, no savings, no retirement plan and no time to do all that! I'm the most fucked! Do you think I expect good things?

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2old4leo

We all need to know our limits. Mine is doing anything that requires reading more than a paragraph.

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A nuclear plant is not a bad thing, that's one of the cleanest eneegy sources BUT being Microsoft I'm glad it's at least on an island

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There are no countries without a dark chapter in their history. At some point every coutry had a shitty person in power.

And btw it took them 400 years to repeale it?! fuck

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Not because of the syntol itself but he seems to have some type of mental disability. He should be getting some care

The other day, on work lunch, someone mentioned that their cousin bought a 3d printer and it was "so cool" and I said "yeah I have 2" and nothing more. That was very hard

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Are we all working the same job? Just spending 8 hours inputing data, filtering and moving columns in excel?

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Not american but I'm honestly worried about the USA right now. This shit is crazy. Can you imagine if he wins again?!

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