NoIWontPickaName

@NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social
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You need to show me a birth and death certificate for that to be a corpse.

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My brother needed more ram for a computer I gave him, so I gave him some more and told him to put it in the extra slot on the board.

He called me and told me it wasn’t working at all now, so I went over after work.

I have absolutely no clue how, to all of my knowledge it should have been impossible.

He had put the ram in backward and managed to get the clips to lock in.

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You mean that magical unlimited thing that just flows freely from the walls?

People don't think about the energy wasted to do that

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The same

Bravely runs away away?

If they are coming after them for something stupid like that?

So I started blasting

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So you just posted a picture of some random chick who may have nothing to do with this, that tears into her physical appearance, and labels her as a terf, without knowing who it is?

Shit why not just use Rowling?

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Strumpets and Scoundrels sounds more high class and has better alliteration

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That’s not even the big one, when Ukraine gave up its nuclear weapons, Russia and America both said they would defend them.

Between Ukraine and Libya, who the fuck is ever gonna give up their nukes anymore?

Cries in IT

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You should be composted for assaulting my eyes with your fucking w’s

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You mean the group of people, who are so afraid they need to carry guns everywhere, are based in fear

Well, at least they gave them 5 months severance pay.

Didn't expect that

So in your scenario, what happens if someone is wrongly convicted?

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Amen

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Their bodies produce chemicals that cause them to forget how bad childbirth was.

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If you live in that much fear you may want to talk to a psychiatrist about an anxiety issue

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Go to a nudist beach once and you will change your mind on that

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It would be more accurate to say Israel is stealing it

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Dude.

That is the gender neutral term.

Technically I think it actually means an elephants ass hair so it is also both a greeting and an insult and no one will ever know which you mean.

Sells good steel cut oats

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Israeli official says government cannot confirm babies were beheaded ... - CNN https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/10/12/middleeast/israel-hamas-beheading-claims-intl/index.html

You are falling for the propaganda friend.

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I know right, imagine if it had been over 15,000 innocent people that had had their homes destroyed and their family and friends killed over something they had nothing to do with.

My take is that Poland and Latvia need to secure their borders. Soon

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I thought it was a masturbation joke, it's so much more wholesome. :)

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The indiscriminate killings and beatings will continue until morale improves

Take that hope behind the fucking house and beat it to death, and then shove it way deep down inside where it can never fucking escape again

If only we lived in a time where covering your face was commonplace

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That isn’t how they grow.

It’s waaayyy weirder than that.

They start as flowers above the ground and then after pollination the flower stems bend to the ground and bury themselves to make the peanut.

Peanuts are fucking weird

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Basic human decency is

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$461 a month was the cheapest for me

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So it’s just them doing their own version of the sanctuary city thing?

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As nongendered speech?

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I’m still in

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Is it or are you just assuming that? I really don’t know.

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Why did they even bring up the other bus getting hit by a car?

I misread that acronym at first and was like 😳

You guys don’t understand they were all decapitated babies and we totally have proof. It is just too bad to show you.