I just wanted to complain about peanuts

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Trying to eat healthier, (edit for me this means lower sugar, less carbs, more protein) and it seems like everything that is sweet, sweet-ish, or a snack but also sold as healthy has peanuts or is peanuts. I'm not allergic to it, but I am tired of peanut butter cookies, peanuts in a snack bar, peanuts on their own, peanuts in a snack mix.

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That isn’t how they grow.

It’s waaayyy weirder than that.

They start as flowers above the ground and then after pollination the flower stems bend to the ground and bury themselves to make the peanut.

Peanuts are fucking weird

Yup. They're basically beans that were raised as tubers and think they're tree nuts.

Then you boil them in a brine and they become redneck oysters.

Boil them with crab boil and a ton of crushed red pepper. So good.

The best I can find around here in north Texas are pre packaged raw peanuts, so they’re kinda old and super dry. They still boil up fine, but it takes for-fucking-ever. I’ve found that salt and Adobo seasoning gives them a nice mellow garlic flavor that works really well for me. Canned Cajun style are good too, though there are more squishies than I’d prefer.

I had no idea. Thank you for expanding my knowledge on a plant that I eat almost daily. Truly fascinating!

Thanks for the tidbit, I wasn't aware of just how strange they were since I haven't grown them myself. Maybe I should try growing some this year.

You inspired me to look up more. Peanuts require around 3.3 gallons per oz of peanuts, whereas almonds require around 29 gallons per oz.

I want to try growing peanuts so bad, but I am renting right now and I don’t think they would grow worth a fuck in a grow bag

It does seem like something that could be worth just trying. I can't imagine the seeds/nuts would cost much. So if you already have grow bags there's not much to lose by experimenting with it.

Do you have a balcony that gets some direct light? I tried balcony growing in a northwest facing apartment balcony. It was enough to keep some things alive, but not enough light to actually get much flowers or fruits. I definitely appreciate your frustration.

That was one of our main motivations to buy a house tbh. So many plants never truly thrive in containers, and spending hundreds on grow lights to grow $10 worth of food is hard to justify.

It’s my main motivation too. lol

I’m looking but the market is dead in the winter and with rates where they are.

Sure they would. I semi-accidentally grew some in a pot once.