WarmSoda

@WarmSoda@lemmy.world
6 Post – 54 Comments
Joined 3 months ago

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Just leave it by the tree.

I don't know any details of the picture. But gaining weight as you get older is completely normal for men and women. If you're expecting to have a 25 year old physic at 50 you're in for a lot of depression long before you reach 50.

Plus people like Crow worked out a lot. You don't get movie star muscle without doing a lot of work, and probably some short cuts. When you stop doing that you gain weight that isn't muscle.

Shit, even going from a semi active lifestyle to a 9-5 office job will add a belly if you're not hitting the gym.

He looks normal for a guy his age, and for what he's done for decades.

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Perchlorate is used to control static electricity in food packaging. Sprayed onto containers it stops statically charged food from clinging to plastic or paper/cardboard surface. It's also used in fertilizers.

That's why.

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Depends if your mom comes over for an hour, or six.

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My problem with the whole thing is there hasn't been anyone stepping up and saying how about me. I haven't seen any mention of any actual names whatsoever.

You gotta decide what else to make before you dump the water.

I could be wrong, idk.

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I can't blame that cat. I been watching this for ten minutes and the roll never ends!

It's all about metrics. That's the core reason for all of it. Someone wants jobs wanted numbers. Someone wants application review numbers. Interview numbers. Numbers metrics wasting time proof you're doing something.

Another reason is to appear fair (which is just another metric). New manager position open, but you already know who you're giving it to? Doesn't matter, you have to post the listing and follow up with everything that entails.

I think debates don't really matter anymore because what these people say and do is reported on constantly all day every day. That wasn't how it used to be.

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Eh. I taught my 2 cats to not touch it. It's not difficult.

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Just vacuuming my lawn. What's up with you?

Oh good, and I was afraid that was the long version of it

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That's a good idea. Maybe a wood print. I like it.

Good find

[record scratch] I took a potted plant out to the woods and set it free

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That, and it looks fucking stupid.
Oh, and it breaks down if it gets wet.

I think we've made some great progress today, don't you? How does next Tuesday at 11 sound for our follow up.

Funny. That's how your mom mounts me! Heyoooh!

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I smell a weekend of extended cuts for lord of the rings, the godfather, apocalypse now, and Maximus saying his name coming up! Who's with me?

I stand with you this day, brother!

I stand two stalls over, but still with you!

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As absolutely batshit crazy the world is right now, it's important to reflect on what we do have. And thankfully it's advanced beyond shit sticks.

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Yes... Because the people that made everything we have today possible are... stupid. Right.

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If you do that though you'll attract pandas. And they won't even procreate in your yard. Bamboo isn't worth the hassle.

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Haha mine will take coins off the table, and carry it off to her hiding spot. It's the cutest thing. I got her a small box of toy pirate coins.

I'll float on, it's ok

Oh that's good, that quality right there.
Respect.

Thank you. I'm glad I could help

You guys are awesome

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Gotcha. Nice, that whole album is great. The albums before are arguably even better.

That comes in handy when a girl comes over over, too

That's a new one for me, too. Never heard of it before.

Crap. I'm sorry. I don't know French.

Smart. One for the front, and one for the back.

You're right. I doubt he checked the little plastic thing stuck in the soil with it.

Be..cause it's a song you heard a lot?
I'm just guessing tho

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I need TP for my bunghole!

That's an impressive watch, brother!

No. No I will not imagine that, thank you very much. Kittens are cute. Kittens are cute.

🙄

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Why are you getting your news from social media?

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T-shirt and hospital pants.