I backed my car into a cop car the other day...

WarmSoda@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 446 points –
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It’s all good,
he just drove off,
Sometimes life‘s OK

Sometimes.

Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?

It’s all good,
You just laughed it off,
It was all ok

[record scratch] I took a potted plant out to the woods and set it free

Better hope it was native or that lyric is very irresponsible.

You're right. I doubt he checked the little plastic thing stuck in the soil with it.

And we'll all float on agai-ain

And we'll all float on again

And we'll all float on agai-ain

And we'll all float on anyway, well

Don't worry, even if things end up a bit, too heavy we'll all float on, alright!

You are lucky the cop didn't get out of their car, come to your driver's side window, and point a gun at you yelling, "GET OUT OF THE F***ING CAR NOW! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RECKLESS VEHICLE REVERSING AND DAMAGE TO POLICE PROPERTY!", while preparing the open the door or smash the window in to pull you out by force and drag you down to the ground to arrest you.