redcalcium

@redcalcium@lemmy.institute
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Joined 12 months ago

According to Hwang, the company now formerly known as Twitter did offer "an alternative handle with the history of the @x account" so that his original account, complete with its posts and followers, could live on and continue to be used.

What short, catchy username did Musk's company change Hwang's handle to? @x12345678998765.

You can't make this shit up. God damn!

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AFAIK there is no open source messaging app that support RCS yet. It's not even included in android AOSP (or is it? I can't find any reference). It would help with adoption if google actually open-sourced the RCS client app.

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Piracy and Star Trek communities had a lot more success migrating their communities over to lemmy compared to other communities. Not 100% success as many opposed to the migration (I remember seeing big drama on r/piracy back then, and lesser drama on r/startrek), but a good chuck of them was successfully migrating to lemmy.

Edit: wait, I didn't realized it's @db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com himself that made this post. Man, I don't know how you're able keep going with encouraging redditors to migrate to lemmy with how redditors that stay on r/piracy was treating you. I say good riddance! Your hard work paid off!

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Blocking adblockers apparently doesn't work well enough so google resorts to various forms of gaslighting (delayed video playback, api randomly returning wrong video, and now skipping video straight to the end).

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This is a new satire site, right? These days it's getting harder and harder to differentiate between reality and fiction in tech. The rest of their posts are pretty much spot on.

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you would think there would be some kind of universal language

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Reminds me of this xkcd post:

I don't expect people to see any change in how we do things.

When companies say this, they'll usually do the exact opposite later down the line.

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"Let's give our new command line app the same name as a popular linux command even though it's not the same app and behaves differently. I'm sure our users would appreciate it when they have problem with the app and trying to search the solution later."

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Interviewer: It's git push origin main now. Get out of here!

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Can't collect as much data on web platform due to all those pesky ad blockers...

But as a mobile app:

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First, there was google wallet, then came android pay, then google wallet and android pay got merged into google pay, then google pay was split into google wallet and google pay, then google pay shut down in us.

To be continued...

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So, it's like folding@home, but instead of donating your spare compute to science, you sell it to generate porn?

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Gamers: this game is not fun

Game Design Director: Funny how disconnected some players are from the realities of game development, and yet they speak with complete authority

Geez, so many entitled people in this thread. If Google didn't get their yearly revenue growth, their poor execs wouldn't be able to afford their 3rd yacht! Stop being selfish and subscribe to premium already! /s

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Senior Dev: the code is self-documenting

The Code:

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̵̪̘̦̺̰̩̲͉̬͊̂̇̏̽̓̀̍̀̚̚͜͝͝͝ ̴̫͍̄̑̓́͛͗ ̴̺̔͛̽͒ ̵̧̳͕͍͍͋͆̈́̀̀̎̄̐̔̂̂̋̚͜͠͝f̷͍̙̘̫̲͉̮̪̮͈̖̹͒̈́͠o̶̥̝͕̤̖͉̫̟̞͍̿͐͗͋̐̽̅͒͘͜r̶̡̗̻̣͍̯͚̫̥̺̘̜͐͐̐̋͑̿͂̇̔͂͂͝(̴̰̩̱̼͓̯̖̪̖͈͊̂͒̈i̵͙̓͒͒̎̀̑̓͊́͗̔͛̅̚ ̵̦̤̭̙̖͙̰̼͓̗̣̙̙͂́̒͑͜=̷̡͙̘͓͚͉̪͓͔̲̣̈́̕ͅ ̷̢̢̭͇̳͍͖̜̩̗̩̙̆0̶̡̛͕͆̄̑͛́̽̀͂̓͊̈͋͝͝;̸̢͕̰̝̘̋͌̂̇͂̾̉́̃ ̶̢͍͖͈̤͙͔͎̝͂̂̈̀̆̃̈́͑̄̑̓̕͘͜ì̴̜̼̦̞͕̠͚̘͕̼͇̼̉́̐̈́̋̀̑̈͛̚͜ ̴̨̻̖͈͖́̄̍̓̓̀̒̈́͗͐̏̔̑̇̕<̶̨̛̛̝̼̯̓́̔̈̈́̎̓͒̒̓͂̀͝ ̸͈̖͖̯̰͓̭̦̙͓̰͋̓̑̐͐̔̓̈̚͜͝x̷̯͖̳̼͎͙͚̖̫̹̿͛̏̕ŗ̶̦̩͈̗̝͔̮̙̋ͅë̸͙͎̝̯̫͚́̃͜͝s̶̨͉̬̮̭̻̬̦͚̪̀̑̊̾̂̍̔̆̄;̴̨̭̜͔̄̿͆̇̈́̈́͊͗̈̔̇̃̈́͠ ̵̞̫̦̞̯̗̞͍͓͚̱͔̄̒͗̅̈́̾̉̐͋͒̉̉i̵̱̔+̶̠̝̗͉̇̆̽̐̿̌̈́̎͜͝+̷͉̜̽̇̒͛̄̈́̾́̽̑͆͒̂̔͛)̵̫̋͠ ̸̢͇̪̲̪͉̰̟̤̫͎̲̱͈͐̔{̴̢̧͖͔̮̳̙͓̫̤̰̩̰͕̣͆̓̒ ̶̡̧̺̥͙̳̣͙̰̰͙̲͔̙̝̈́̄͊̓͐͊̄́̓̐̚͝ ̵̡̢̧̧̨̜̗̦̥̞̱̽̓̀͆̆͐̄̄̅̌́̀̂̕͘ ̶̡̙͙͇͚̞͎̂̎̈́̉͂͛̄̎͝ ̷͙͓̯̣̱̜̬̱͎͕͍̗̿͋̾ ̵̛͔͎͇͍̩̞̣̥͎̪̩͖͕͗͝ͅ ̸̧̨̙̺̩̯̦͇͕̾̄͑̔͛́ ̶̬̥͔̪̝́̆̓̀̍͗̈́̋̒ͅḑ̷̗̤̰́͂̾̐͌̔̀̔̊̏̐͒͘ȏ̵̧̞̯̥̩͔̻̝͙͛́̄͌͆̈́̄̀́̚͜͜͠͝ͅų̷̞͈̖͖̰͕̅͗̓͛̈̈́̄̓̈́͘͘͝b̶̯͉͙͓͓̪͉̖̺͖̌̂ļ̶̤̤̬̝̠̝̳̺̼̗̋͆͂̎̆̏͂̏̚̚͠͠͝ͅĕ̶̘̪͑̑ ̸͇̳̭͚̥̠̭̠̻̣̩͂ǘ̴̢̨̧͓̩̖̪̪̤̣̝̪͓͙͉͊̈́̀̑̇͌̑͗̈́͋̐̓̉͝ ̸̧̛̩͎͓̻͇̦̔̋͆̄̃̆̔͆̀̋̈́̏̚͝=̷͔̲̫̭̝̤̟̙̤̳̠̫͓̺̻̓̈́̄̈́̃ ̵̦͔͋́̉̊̾̊͊͊̾̔̀͒́͘͜͜ͅ0̵̯̌͒͛̽͆.̸̹̈́͑̄̊̐͌0̶̨̧͕̲͇͕̼̭̮̿͑̉̇̒̿̾͐͠͠ͅ;̵̨̝͉̫̙͉̠̤͛̾̅̋̎̀̈́̽́̕͝͠͝ ̶̡͇͉̗̞̤̪̯͕̥́̔̿̏͊͌́̊̋̂̚͝ͅ ̷̫̱̹̤͂́̈̐̐̊̓̉̿͐̒̚͘͝ ̸͎̥̼͎̤̜̪͇̇̀̀̄͛͑̈́͠ ̴̢̘̰̺̺͓̬̪̔̊̋̀͌̂̍͗͘̚͝͠ ̷̢̌̀ ̸̡̛͊̉̏̒̍́̋̓̑͊̓̕͝ ̶̹̿̂́͝d̴̢̠̺̣̱̗̳̼̹̻̖͉̜̜̬̈́̋̿́͂̒͠ǫ̵͇͗̽́̒͘͘ū̸̢̫͓̤̳̖̦̬͕̹̫̹̟̦͆͝b̵͚͉͐̿͌͗̽̓̎ľ̸̺̗̝̟̰̓͋͛̃̃̀ȩ̶͇̲̪͗͋́̒̒̍̇̃͠͝͝ ̴̛̺͕͚̒́̎͊͛̿̕͜͝͝v̷͙̳̳̱͉͓̏͒͌͒̅̈́̍͝=̵̱̭͎̳̇̏͌́ ̴̡̛͍̼͎̲̻̦̙̬̆̎̏̈̓͐̑̇́̀́̔͘͜0̸̧̘̝͈̘͉͈̻̝̞̋̂̇̈͗̈́͒́̆̎̾̿͒͘͝ͅ.̴̨̜̻̮̦̣͈̮̓͒̈́̈́̆͊̒͂̓͂͝0̴̢̛͚͙̞̭̭̼͖͛̏̃̆́̈́̾̈́̀ͅ;̸̡̽ ̴̡̜̺̩̼͈̺̦̔̒ͅ ̶̢̨̛͈̥̭̰̞̳̓̉͊̊̓̅̅̍͒̆̈ ̶̭̰͍̠̺̼̗̠̣̳̳̻́̍͌̔̐͛ͅ ̵̢̬͔̤̤̰̏̀̊̋̐̎ͅ ̵͎̥̹̝̥̪̫̖͛͊̌̾̇͜ͅ ̵̡̭̩̪̤̖̏͌̀̾̄̈́̆̉͘̚͝ ̶̨̼̗̝̤͈͈̗̎̀̓̈́̔́̏̑͠͝d̶̤̳̟̪̔͑̋̇̾͑̿̏̅̍̈́͝ǫ̶̨͇͇̖̙̲͎͎̟͍̮̱͉͂̉̀̾̋̊͂̆͝ư̶̜̙̘̈͊̓͋͛̽͑̀̈̃́̔̓̔b̴̨̨͎̹̫̦̳̫̱̼̜̃̄̏̾̀̌̇͑̓̈́͂͂̇̏͜l̴̨̨̞̲̙̫̟̯͙̥̪͊e̴̱̺̱͝ ̸̗̈́̃̽͑͌̓̓̂̈́͂̿̋̚͠ǔ̷̞̼͖̥͗̂̑͗͠2̵̢̨̻̥̖̗̩̖͕̭̈́̅͂͗ͅ ̴̡̢̗̥̳̫̹̩̪̪͚͕̣͓̖̔́́͘=̵̨̳̥̻͎̙͋͋ ̸̢̧̢̛͈͍̰̠͇̟̄̋͑̄͆̈̀̍̐́́̑͋ͅu̴̠̲̰̯͚̖̞͙̯͚͚͕̅̀̓͒̑ ̶̸̙͍̘̰̻͇̗̯̼̱̭̜̲̮̫͖͚̖̻͂̀̀̊̍̉̈͌̋͊̽̌̐́̎͘ͅ ̶̨̡̡̛̭̻͓͖͙̝͈̤̑̀̈͐̃ȗ̸̧̨͎̬̺̣̥͖̥̣̦̞̫̺̎͛̕;̷̞̞̻̳̩͕̈́͐̾̊̓̐́̄͊̔́̽ ̴̧̧̫̪̟̭̹͙̰͔̗͍͛̀̇̆͂͋̒͊̎̈́̐̽͠͠ͅͅ ̷̛͙̪͔̫̥̠̪̭͍͔͉̙̋̿̀̑̃̔͜ ̶̡̡̯̜̲͎̦͇̗͈͓̱̜͊̋̋̊͗̓̆͐̋͠ ̸̧͚͍̮̲̰̗̲͖̬̰̀̑̊͆̄̒͛̃̄̚̕͠ͅ ̴̛̭̗̲̮͈̝̟̹̜̜̯͇͕̓̎͛̎̿̔̂͛͊̂̒̕ ̵̰͆͊͌̿ ̷̢̧̡̩̺͎̯̥͕̈́d̶͉̒̑o̸̧̤̱̖̻͓̤̻̦͍͈̬̎̂͜ư̴̭͍̬͉̲͕̻̽͐̈́̈͐̌̕b̵͖̉̀͑̂̀͝l̶͙̈̌̈́̚̚ȩ̸̼̘̅́͂͊̊͒̉̈́̽͌͜ͅ ̸͈̋͘͝v̶̨̩̹̜̱̝̮̞̭̖̤̇̿̿̏̀̽͒͌̎2̶̛͎̼̪̦͙̼̫̹̦̥͇͚̇̂̾̀͋ ̶̰̎̔͊=̴̬̳̻̖̊͐̿̈́͛͆͐̌̒͆͑́̂͝ ̴̢̳̗͕̩͖̫͔̝͕͉̰̲͋̏̌̇͗̕v̸̷̡̡̡̯͕̤̰̭͚̮̗̯̯͚̱̩̱̘̈́̀̂͒̂̇̐̋͋̀̆͆́͛̑̎̒̚̕͘͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅv̷̧̯̜̀̈́͒͒̾̐͗̕̕;̴̡̙̠̪͙͚͈͕̄͒̀̔̀̍͌͘ͅ ̸̧̡̛̛͔͓͔͓̰̲̯͓͙̻̺͎̐̇̔̅͜ ̴̢̢̡͍̭̟͈̤̮͎̰̠̹͆̌̓̆̓͂̇̆̅̿̒͂̏̂̕ ̸̜͓̗͎̼͉̰̟̟͎͊̀̑̒̈̏̀̚͘͠ ̷̢̳̫̹̱̝͚͐̅̈́̾̔͌̈́͋̏̓̿̃͘ ̵̫̫̦͉̈͒́̀̑̇͜͠ ̸̡̛̱̜̲͈̙̞̮̺̭̽̓̈́̿̏́̕ ̶̗̲͓̝̏̃́͊͒͘x̷̠̞̩̀̐̊͐̓͒̕̕ ̶̢̭̞͚̳̣͈̦͇̙̒̾̈́͊̑̊͋̿̄̒́͝͠=̶̨̨̧̪̱͖̱̻͓̦̈̈̈̉̈́̈́ ̴̻͚̺͎̰͇̙̝̜͉͕͐̅̓̔̎̂͝x̴͈͔̯͎͇̲̙̤͙̌͌ͅm̸̲̟̳̝̠̃͛͠ḯ̷̡̧̨̟͓̜̜̯͇̙̳̠͗͊̎́͛͋̔̆̃͆͠͠ͅn̶̡͚̮̙̠͖̦̦̻̫̖̱̗̹̟̈́̈́̈́͝ ̷̡̺͎͎͉̖̰͙͕͖̿̈́͑͌͝+̶̢̩̤̜̳̠̺͙͖̙̐͐͘ ̴̢̮̻͎͉̎̋̓͋̃̂̓̓͊̂͛͘̚͠͝į̶̥̯̮̰̬̮̀͗̐̊̅̀̔́͜͜ ̷̷͓̫̖̰̜̝̰͓̃͋̂̿͂́̽̕͝͠ͅ ̴̜͓̩͔̲̅́̾͛̉̏͆̾͒̑̿͘͜͝͝d̶͈̰̖̈́͜͝͠x̸̜͉̗͓̯͍̤̝̞͎̺̤̳̭̂̂;̵̫͈͖̍͒͊̔̍̈̄̇̇́̀̇ ̶̢̧̨̛̦̤̘͇͙̲̺̩̙̠̜̓̂̈́̎͂͋͆̈̏͐ ̸͙̼̩̪͝ ̷̡̜̠̰͙̅̅̾͐̅͊͊̏͊͒͛̋͝ ̸̧̩͖͙̤̝̪̏͆̇́͐̃͌͗̍̈́͐̕ ̴̛͖̥̹̹̰̟̉́͠ ̸̢͍̪͔̮̙̰̲͋̓̅̈́̓̍͒ ̶̢͖̜̫͍̗́̌̍̉̏͒̏̓̃ ̸͇̫̗̼͈̜̙̺̰̫̯̟͉͇͋́͒͑̉̊̀̔͠ ̶̨̖̌̀̀̌͛̒͋̓͊̚͜͝ ̷̥̝̘̦̤̻̘͊̎̄̋̃͐͜ͅ ̶̧̘̖̰͎͇̭̲͚̟̜̝͓̌͋̾́͊̂̾̔̅̽͛͘͝ ̵̬̪̣͍̰̱̼̘̥̩̘̪̦̘̿ͅ ̷̨̟͕͚̮͒͑͆̆̈̊̅͂͝͠ ̷̢̤͕̘̝̙̺̟̙̭͙̏̀̑̽͂͜͠ͅf̷̧͓̖̖̝͓̤̱̠̀̈́͑̈͌̿̊̇o̵̖̟̱̭̗͂̈́̈͘ṟ̵̻̙̙̥͔̥̋̈́̌̑̃̈͑̒̾ ̶̡̢̛͙̪̝̣̳̘͚͊͐̀̌̀̈́̽̈́̅̇̈́̑̽̓(̵̰̫̗̣͇̤̙̱̞̣̤̟̙͒̃̈́́̄̇̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅḱ̷̛̟̾̅̌͌̑̀̈́͌́̀̕̚͠ ̸͚͈͍͇̮͊̃͐͛̋͂̂̏̅̈́͑=̷͍̩̺͎̉̏͗̄̈͝ ̵̡̡̩̻̟͎̮̞̳̳͖̱̃͒̑̽1̸͕̳̰̫̍̉̅̔͊͋̓͛̈̌͝;̸̡̳̬̬̀͊͋̽͂̆͜ ̶̨̢̗̱̤͈̭̈́̂͝͝k̷͎͔͈̤̞̱̮̩̯̩̿͌͘ͅ ̸̡͖̯̥̫̤͚̝͙͓̪̒̀<̶̧̣̟͈̫͍̯̣̹͊͌̑͛͂̆̅͛̚͜͠ͅ ̴̨̡̥̼̲̮͘m̸̯͇̈͊̏̕͜a̸̢̢̞̞̠͙̠̗̹̜̙̓̇͆͒̀̋̅͌̂̇x̷̢̢͖͉̰͙͚̯͕̼̖̙̼̋̉͗̈́̊̂̌̂͐̈́͜͠͠i̶͇͖̅̀̐̐͗̚t̸̥̤̤̼̖̤̫̙̥̠̽̓͂̏̓̇̊̅̈́̈̚͘ë̸͇̳͓̗́̽̊̽͊̎͠͠ŗ̴̧̹̮̬̳̻̪̀̆͛̈̅̔̐͜͠͝ ̴̧̮̫͇̫̝͓͉̱̖̹͚͈̝̲͑̋̀̀̈́̂̈́̈́͌̚̕͝&̷͔͍̻̪̤̭̺̱͉̟͇̤̼̬̣̉̂̑͂̆͂̑̊̄̎̿̿̎͐̚&̵̛̖͉̄̈́́̈́͌̿͗̅̑͝͠ ̴̡̡͇͈̬̮̦̯̯̲̼̯́̎͑͋̀̔̕ͅ(̷̬̹̩̳͉̙͔̀͒͌͒́̑͜͝u̷̯͖̿͒̇̊̍̒͌͊̽̄͠͝2̶̮̙̝͍͔̯̩̽̀͂̊̿́̀͆̕ ̴̹̾̎́͆͌̾̚+̵̧̭̦̤͉̮̫͎͚̊͋̋̅̎͊̽̑͊͘͘ ̵̦̣̙͉̖̱̺͝v̶̜̯̖̟̩̜͎̝̤͙̕͜2̷̛͚̹͓̖̱̞̤̥̹͕̅̒̄͋͠͠ͅ ̶̧͕̮͍̱̖͔̬̼̖͎̜͚̯͓̊͌̅̒̉̅͒̏̀<̶̧̧̹̱̬̹̜̘̯̘̬̬̉̆̋̓̃̅́͐͆͋̑̍̾ ̸͔͈̜̹͓̻͇̲̹̠̝̎̄̈́́̅̃̆̈́̓̈́̚͜͝4̷̟̠̙͚͓͔̻̏̎̈̃͛͛̽̂.̸͔̩̯͍̮͓̙̣̺͓̇̆̽͋̓͑̊́͋̀̓̈͜0̷̡̨̧̤̳̬̤̾̌̕͝͝)̴͖͕͙́͝ͅ;̸̧̧̡̩͙̫͈͔̩̙̝̣̗̈̓̈́̀̚ ̷̻̤̭͔̫̱̫̩̳͇̤̝͂͂̋͑̌̽̐͗͝k̸͍͇̑̔̾̈́͆̎͝+̵͉͔͙̭͈̟̫͓̰͈̅̔̾́̒́͆̉͜͝+̸̨̧̨̧̘͎̞͍̙̗̘͑́̌͐͂̄̎̋̓͘͜ͅ)̶̧̙̰̳̠̠̘̲̬̙́ͅ ̴̡̨̡̛͚͍͓̯̦̺͇̌̀̇̑̌͗̀̓̆̾̾̇͠͝{̷̢̛̙͕̗͕̒͂̈́͘̕ ̵͍̬̘̞̗̥̠͍̥̫̝͇̺͑ ̴̧̪̭̲͙̘͎̀̂̇͐̈́́͑̿̓̈̉ ̵̪̱̐̈́̔̽̆̅̉͑̀̾ ̶̟͚̪̼̥̰͔̱̭̰̇͛̈́̽̕ ̴̯͍͚̹̜̠̺̖̗̼͆̓̍̓̅̈̈́͆͑̾͆̊͝ ̶̡̨͍͖̭̘̳͓̤́̉͑̚͠ ̴̨̧̗̣̞̿͂́̕ ̴̢̧̧̛̯̳̀̅̀̍̄͌̍̀́̓̀͘͘ ̸͉̘̯̐̓͜ ̶̡̢̬͕̹͈͂͐͊̀ ̶͕̪̻͉̜͓̯͔̝̹̳̑̽̎͋̓͌̉̒̈̋̒̄͒̉͜͜ ̶̡͎̠̞̰̠͇̳͇͚̲̟̫̉́͑̊͜͝ ̶̧̛̦̰̻̪v̷̧͙͔̟̱͓̻̥̠̞̣͔͈̋͂͋̒̋̍ ̶̧̻̝͓̈́͒́̓̉́͑͛̒̑̏̇̐̚͝≠̛͉̅̐̾͒̄̐͗̄̚͝ ̷̬͓̂̈́̈́̎̑̀͆̓̾̈̐̕ͅ2̴̢͖̘͚̫͓̞͚͎̝̼̯͈͆͛̀͜ͅ ̴̴̧̨̨͎͖̤͚͎͔̘̮͔̏͛̈́͋̐̂̀͋̋͆̓́̾́̎̇͠͝ͅͅ ̴͉̲̦͇̗͌̎̀͐̾̃̆͝u̶̡̨͎̹͇̺̹̼̫͉̻̺̠̣̐̇̐̈̅̽̎̕͘̕ ̴̴̡̧̨̝͔̘̞̗̞̼̪̺̦̞̘̬̠͉͐́͐̒́̿͛̓͗̇̽̐̀̄̀̚̕̕͘͝ ̴̝̮̹͚̮͎̏͂̈́̽̊̍͐͒̄̑v̴̢̡͍̖͍̭̘̲̝̲̭̲͈͒́̈́̌̂̍̑́̈́̂͐͛̕͝ ̵̧̛̬̺̪̫̺͗̾͗̆͋̆́́̐̒͌͆͜͝+̷͖̘͖̱͎͖͚̜̻̍̓̈́̊̂̏̿͘̚͜ ̵̢̛̘͉̤̠͍̟̮̘̝͓̭̳͚̓̓̈́̔̇́̓̓̓̑͊͒̈͘y̷̛̖͚̪̦̦͍͎̯̺͉̙̓̿͛̚̚;̷̡̢̛̜̝͎̺͚̟̙̗͓̃̽̑͐̾̈́̑͒̐̂͛̚ͅ ̶̨̰͍̣̳̈́̓̾ ̵̻̟̙̖̅̈́̈́͌͋̐̿́̆͂͘͜͠ ̵̡͎͈̭͔̜͊̓̊̈́̾́̍̈́̐̒̚͜ ̸̣̥̟̜̏͝ ̸̢͍̪̘̤̱̓̈͒̈̏̋̈͋̽̈́͝ ̸̧̳̮̥̜̫̟̦̺̙̼̟̘̖̿̊̿̔͐͌̄̓̎͗̀̕̚͠ͅ ̵̡͍͎̙͈̰̲̑͜͝ͅ ̷̼̃̍̒̈́͂̕͝ ̴̨̝̖͋͛̆͗͌̿̂̒̆̀̅̄͘͠ ̸̼̗͖̺̦̭̞̖̊̆͆̾̿̈́͠ͅ ̶̡͕̰̦͎̽̀ ̵̢̲̞̟̳͋̓̎̎͒ ̴̰̭͚̞̜̺̊̇̄̂̀̾̃̕ͅŭ̴̡͙̽̉̑̃̇̍̒̔̈́̉ ̴͔̩̭̙̬̙̺̪͕͉̦̟̦̥̫̀͐=̴͖̼͕͌̾̑̈͊͘͝ ̵̨̡̣̝̱̯̺͔̬̞̙̫̟̗̽̏̓̈́͒̐̅͋̽͝͝ů̴͔̪͕̙̝̙̪̣̹̒̔̏͛̈́̑̈́̈́͛͘̚͜͠͠͝2̸̰͎̲͎̙͉̱̾͐̀ ̸̢̼͎̗͊̄̒͐̈́̉͠-̸̡̞̤̰̠͉̆̌̚͜͠ ̶̯̳͚̭͕̪̖͓̳̅̋̆̓̚͝v̶̧̛̛̥̝̝̭̦̩̮̘̓̓̉̿͝2̵̡̡̛͓̖̺͙̗̤̠̥͚͙̿̉̏͜ ̴͇͉͕͊̊̋̅͂͋̀͐͐̉̇̓̑͠+̷̢̡̧̩̜̳͎͚͓̱͖̖̭͕̗́̈͌̐̎͛̐̒́̕ ̷̢̭̹͚̪̬͍̦͍̺͐̔̅́ͅx̸̨̗̽̀̀̅͜;̴͙̥̯̺̹͇̽ͅ ̸̛̛̳̞̘̲͓̭̩̖̗̫̜̩̈́̀͊́̂̏̾̐́͂̾͜ͅ ̶̼̔̀͆́͑͛́̒̂͛̎̚͝ ̷̛̹͔̩̝̔̋̀̏̉̑͑̋̾͒̆͒͜͝ ̴̣̜̦͓̞̦̬̤͑̋̉̂̀̆̓̿̂̇̆̑ͅ ̵̧͈̜͉̯̟̑̔̇͐̌̈́͐ ̸͉͔͕̘̘̻́͌͋́̅͒̃̅̎̈́ ̴̛͓͊͗̈́̊̆͊ ̵̘̗̺͖̈́͒̈͂̏ ̶̨̰̩̗͇̩̅͠ ̴̨̗͖͖̦͖̺̩̲̪͔̫̋ ̶͉̖̫͓̻̥͓͔̰͌̂̿̚ ̵͇̙̟̼̱̭̹̟͕̒͒̿̃͂͗̂̉͠ ̸̧̛̲̭̝̠͓̋͑̌́̈̐͋͗͊̔̊̽̃̚ͅų̶̡̢̺̞̤͉̬̫̳̤̬͐̑̎̌̉̇̉̓̚͠͝ͅ2̶̨̧̳̫̬͚͉̼̠̎̇͆̈́̓̋̔͗̑̈̽̓͑̕͜͝ ̴̣̥̺͚̭̞̭̯͔̦̓̎̆͋=̴̧̢̧̥͕̻̠̟̦͇̺̪̥̯̰̉̎̿̐̂̍̚ ̸̳̫̼̲̫̙̙͎̀̏͂̎͘ͅư̸͕̝̘̘̽̎͋̇̂͒͒͐̄̈́̚ ̸̴̧̡͔͚͖̠͈͙̦̗̻͓̼̠̹̪̦̒̾̃́̽̑̂̒͑̽͗͛̿́̀ ̷̥̞̽͊̓̐̂̀̏̒͝͝ǔ̷̡̦̘͙̈́̿̾̓̓͑̉͘͝͝͝;̶̤̱̺̝̩͓̫͔̹̰̀̀̒͠ ̵̛̩͉̤̱́̎̓̿̕ ̴̡͔̼͈̝͍͍͓̑͗̿̓̕̕ͅ ̶̩̱̠̕ ̵͖̗̘͎̦̬͚̦̈͑̌̃̔̑͒̆͂̒́ͅ ̵̭̮͔̮̦̦͎͎̼̒́̾̈́̒͌́͒̐̿͑͐ͅ ̵͈͉̜̊̆̎ ̵͕̺͈̠͊̒̈̎̓̽̃̒̀͜͜ ̷̧̤͕͕̯̼͇̙̜̰͔͈̈́͂̅̑̄̔̅̓͛̈̀͂̀̈ͅ ̸̟̝̣̰́̏̏͐͂́̍͒͛̐̋͠ ̴̼͒̇̀̄̑̃͐̑́͌̈̚͘͝ ̷̞̳͇͚̯͕̈́̕ ̸̧̡̣̪̺̺̪̟̪̠͓̖̹͚̾͒̈́͘͠ͅ ̴̝̱͍͇̟̝͍̙͈͎̙͔͉̬̋̆̋̇͆̔v̶̧̡̟̭̭̫̠̯̤̞̹͊̈́͒̽̈͝͝2̷̢̢̨̝͉͎̳̫̯̱̘̰̤͈̤̍̓͆̓̐̋ ̵̧̣̞̻̦̘͕̙̳̰̪̟͂̉̾́̔̾̑̿̌̽=̴̡̤͈͍̙͓̻̻̳̫̼͎͈̆̈̄̀̎̽͠ ̷̞̪͙͎̞̰̰̀̂͌̿ṽ̴̻͓͚̹͙̟̳̭̰̥̮ ̴̸̨̧̧̨̛͇͉͉̼̗̻̲̗͙͓͕̙͉͉̣͍͕̗̙͓̽͛͐͛̀̂̿̉̿̔̑͘̕͝͝ 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VPN companies don't need much advertising these days. The customers will come by themselves!

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Daniel Bernstein (djb) is a well known and respected cryptography researcher so his claim carries a lot of weight. It's also worth noting that NIST didn't invent these post quantum encryption algorithm. Instead, they run a competition and select a winner. Djb's algorithm got a second place, so people were wondering if he's just being salty about it, though if NIST were really compromised, it's not hard to imagine they'll select a weaker algorithm as the winner instead. NIST has posted a response which might be worth a read.

Edit: added links to djb's original post

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ATI Rage 128, 3Dfx, S3 Savage, Intel 810, SiS, VIA and Matrox MGA DRM drivers

Those are some ancient cards! Can't believe they're supported this long.

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They were somewhere over Las Vegas when James made his suggestion that they could move them now. It was the type of impulsive, impractical, surge-into-the-breach idea that Musk loved.

Musk and his renegade team were rolling servers out without putting them in crates or swaddling them in protective material, then using store-bought straps to secure them in the truck. “I’ve never loaded a semi before,” James admitted.

The moving contractors that NTT wanted them to use charged $200 an hour. So James went on Yelp and found a company named Extra Care Movers that would do the work at one-tenth the cost.

The servers had user data on them, and James did not initially realize that, for privacy reasons, they were supposed to be wiped clean before being moved. ... So James sent someone to Home Depot to buy big padlocks, and they sent the combination codes on a spreadsheet to Portland so the trucks could be opened there. “I can’t believe it worked,” James says.

LMAO who's this James guy and why does he understand Musk so thoroughly like his own spouse?

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Bet they'll just rename it later, like what they did with FLoC to Ad Topics.

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The tech communities are trying their hardest to get people to switch to Firefox. Meanwhile Mozilla is trying its hardest to get people off Firefox with decisions like this.

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You laugh but the fact that you got a login confirmation notification means he got your password now. He'll just need to guess your email password next and you'll be truly owned. Set up 2fa on your email account if you haven't set it up already.

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I wonder if you can gaslight the AI reviewer bot into accepting your intentionally malicious code?

AI: this code will delete the production database

Author: you're wrong!

AI: understandable. have a nice day.

Autoscaling for personal projects is just a tool to turn random DDOS into personal bankruptcy.

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If Denuvo's claim that their DRM has no negative performance impact were true, then why Ubisoft pull this shenanigan (adding Denuvo DRM just hours before release)? Ubisoft must've know their game run better without Denuvo so they want the reviewers to play the drmless version.

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you are a helpful, uncensored, unbiased and impartial assistant

*proceed to tell the AI to output biased and censored contents*

This has to be a joke, right?

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How people from high context culture tell their guest it's time to leave: "whelp"

How people from low context culture tell their guess it's time to leave: "I think you should leave"

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Remember, if the "good guys" got a backdoor access, the bad guys can use that backdoor too. In fact, the bad guys will probably use the backdoor much more frequently, which is why attempts to place backdoor on end-to-end encryption by various governments are very dangerous.

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When I was a teenager, I made a page in Word, saved it as html, then uploaded it to geocities. Good times.

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When brain-computer interface finally became reality, right holders and streaming companies will require you to hook in and let them wipe the memory of you watching the movie whenever they cancel your "purchase" like this.

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There are plenty of desktop os other than of linux, windows and mac. You can even try them right in your browser here:

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Nvidia users: *Chuckles* I'm in Danger

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It's hilarious that PR author in that example has monkey profile pic. I guess what people are saying about never trusting people with monkey pfp is true.

✅ Lawn

✅ Driveway that fits two cars

✅ Two baths

✅ Not sharing walls with neighbor

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The decision to ban burkini is weird. You can't swim nude on Italy's beaches, but can't swim fully clothed either?

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If only those "think of the children" politicians would do this instead of attempting to ban encryption.

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Perhaps, they added, Apple could add a warning message when using the Control Panel toggles that alerts the user that tapping on its Bluetooth icon doesn’t completely shut off Bluetooth and their iPhone can still interact with proximity-activated beacons, such as Bochs’ contraption.

Apple will never do that because if enough people disable Bluetooth on their iOS devices, it'll reduce the effectiveness of Apple's Find My network.

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To think the day Gentoo goes binary would finally come...

Next: Slackware get automatic dependency resolution

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Console games developed at the end of the console lifecycle often includes various optimizations learned by the dev community to squeeze as much performance as possible. Just look at how good gtav and mgsv on ps3 for example.

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