tourist

@tourist@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don't take themselves.

I think it's a joke

The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.

We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.

The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.

Google "asmongold rat clock"

You eventually get used to it

One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.

The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.

So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.

My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.

Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.

They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.

.eyeoh

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I'm sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.

What led up to it and what was the aftermath?

How is that a ceasefire when IDF troops snipe kids and journalists in their downtime?

All other countries without sideloading mandates

We're as shitty as we're legally allowed to be
- Apple

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I posted this yesterday in LemmyShitpost a grainy AI image of a horse puking in Walmart or some shit

Honest to god thought it was a horse barfing in a convenience store. Then someone pointed out that horses can't puke.

The jpegification and motion blur did a lot of heavy lifting. None of the shit in the background makes any sense. Back legs also look kinda weird.

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Nations who recognise Palestine:

I miss this kind of confidence I got from cocaine

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he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique

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Silver lining: some (possibly state level) bot farm operator considers Lemmy to be prominent enough to be worth spreading propaganda on.

We made it lads

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some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

a forum to commiserate and share advice and coping mechanisms and so on.

Speaking for myself here, but I feel like this can make the problem worse. /r/depression is something in a similar vein. Whenever I went there, I'd always leave sadder. There's something about reading other people's struggles that just seemed to reinforce my own sense of hopelessness.

Also, bad advice on those kinds of forums can look extremely reasonable if your perception of the world is clouded by your problems.

I know it doesn't work for everyone, but give therapy a shot if you haven't already.

Like others have said, having a friend that you see regularly can help with loneliness. Doesn't even have to be strangers. Try messaging an old friend you drifted apart from. Odds are they'd be happy to catch up.

Sorry for the unsolicited advice. I know this isn't the type of response you asked for. I hope everything works out for you, bud.

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freespeechextremist
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freecumextremist

got me

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  • Join our discord server!
  • Give this server your home address, date of birth and mother's maiden name?
  • Please read the rules before being able to even fucking read anything :3
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  • Sending messages is for donors only :3
  • Notifications for every channel is on by default. I hope your speakers aren't loud, pisshead
  • Every channel is just a moderator with an amphetamine problem writing a new manifesto every 15 minutes
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That's odd.

Last I heard, they were making bank with their Raytheon Partnership

Turns out that's Girls who code, which is still operational and helping generate profit from war.

Avoid that one. Ladies of code seems fine. Rather donate to/get involved with that organisation instead.

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Reminds me that Scientology sent "private investigators" after Matt and Trey to find dirt on them, but ended up with nothing

https://www.avclub.com/scientologists-spent-a-long-time-investigating-south-pa-1798228087

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I see a lot of posts from @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world.

They post good memes, insightful comments, moderates a few communities I think.

probably not a real squid though, I don't think they got internet in the ocean

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Welp then he should have spent more time with mummy instead of raping children on an island

I cannot even pretend to have sympathy for this bastard

who would click that

who clicks ads in general

have you ever clicked an ad (on purpose)

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Why do I doubt that "neurotypical" label

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"Humor"

The others don't laugh along because they find the jokes funny, they just do it to show approval and encouragement of saying slurs or degrading women or whatever

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jesse

what the fuck are you talking about

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I don't really need the sheet, but this comment compelled me to download it anyway

Nothing stresses me out more than FOMO

If you're reading this like 5 years from now and the doc is gone, feel free to reply or DM me or the guy I'm replying to. I will probably still have it, unless I get hit by a bus or something

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Gore for personal use

What on earth does that mean

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Back when lead poisoning wasn't invented yet and the water supply tasted like I should violently murder a stranger

what the fuck

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I want to believe that it's just a shitposting group, but my heart tells me they're fucking serious.

On a slightly related note I love it when someone shares a disinformation meme with "BREAKING NEWS" text slapped on and it's the most JPEG compressed image ever.

she can fix me

but what if they give you cool digital gems

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In April Rusich posted a video on its Telegram channel of a Ukrainian prisoner being beheaded with a knife. Its leaders have also filmed themselves killing puppies.

they fucking know they're the bad guys, ugh

I hope the rest of their lives are short and miserable

I assume most of those students weren't "officially" given admin priveleges, which makes it extra funny

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The fact that they continue calling themselves the "most moral army in the world" while blatantly doing a geneva convention any% speedrun drives me up the fucking wall.

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not trying to sound like an internet badass but if I find someone in my home fucking with my config files I will kill them with a hammer

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I'm not scared of nuclear power

but hearing it in the same sentence as 'Microsoft AI' sent a shiver down my spine

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i.e. Have a backup account on a small instance ready for when the big ones get ddos'd

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I'll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf

"He's got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he's way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment"