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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 470 points – 8 months ago

I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.

Also ban glasses while we are at it. If god wanted you to see them tiddies he wouldn't have made you near-sighted. Amen 🙌

I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies

It's anti-natural.

And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.

Eww. Just fucking eww.

Are you supposed to, like, leave it in there or...?

Finger banging

I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.

The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.

Could be all of the fingers at once too

If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.

Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it..

🤷🏻‍♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂

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narrator: please don't place a ring in a woman's vagina people

Notice he didn't say who's wedding ring...

Right? Not every day a public official outs themselves as a swinger. He also didn’t specify gender. I salute Russ Fulcher for his adventurous sexuality.