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tourist@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 451 points –

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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Fun fact: Horses can't vomit.

https://vetscope.vet/discussions/629

There's a German saying about that: "Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen" (I've seen horses vomit) implying you've seen everything, even the impossible.

An equivalent to flying pigs?

That would be "Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)". It's a literal translation.

Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.

RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

What are we looking at then?

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

How do you play a photo?

Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.

You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?

AI pic

The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic

The motion blur is what is most characteristic of AI. Also the horses lack of shadow, the nonsense text on signs, the fact that there's a horse in a convenience store.

Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.

I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture

And the fact that everyone pointed out that horses can't vomit. Which I just learned.

same, but if a horse could vomit, I can imagine it would have that look and consistency, albeit hopefully not so much volume

again, the only fake looking part of the image for me are the background items

It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it's contents. Not sure though.

That seems like a huge design error. Who's responsible for this?

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

What about giraffes?

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn't enough.

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."

They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

I laughed extra hard at the scene because I vaguely remembered reading this comment

I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.

Smiling Friends would be perfect

I fucking love Zach Hadel

Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard was him on sleepycast and Oneyplays

His one liner on oneyplays discussing Jimmy Neutron visiting r/braincels had me gasping for air

I hope that's the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, ... come on, just you and me, we'll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)

PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one "cool". There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).

If you hate the picture you just posted, then... you might not wanna watch My Little Pony.

Ok now that I mentioned it, you're probably going to.

Good TV show when wasted? Anything with Diane Morgan

Obviously the "Cunk on..." series but she also did one called "Mandy" which is a bizarre masterpiece