If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

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“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”

"What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula"

You can cannibalise my peninsular.

The cave of hopelessness!

Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness?

Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!

Wow. "These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they'll be friendly!"

"They don't speak the same language as me, but I've got faith that God will figure something out."