"Everyone wants to be paid to sit at a desk and make more money instead of dying of heatstroke or getting hit by traffic for peanuts"
“No one wants to work anymore. Instead they want to work at their computer.
Does. Not. Compute.
When I hear this complaint from farmers, I usually respond with:
"If you paid $100/hr and offered full time, you'd be beating hardworking employees away with a stick."
That must be a whole lotta peanuts if there are enough to create traffic for peanuts
Hm, I do like peanuts though. Roasted?
I know very few things for certain in this world but one of them is that I can't be trusted with honey-roasted peanuts. I'm shoving the next handful in my mouth before I'm even done chewing the first.
Don't tempt me, I don't want to walk to the gas station. It's late at night and I should go to bed :-(
It’s crazy, I just keep shoving. Even if I have a drink, the glass stays full till I’m done.
"Everyone wants to be paid to sit at a desk and make more money instead of dying of heatstroke or getting hit by traffic for peanuts"
“No one wants to work anymore. Instead they want to work at their computer.
Does. Not. Compute.
When I hear this complaint from farmers, I usually respond with:
"If you paid $100/hr and offered full time, you'd be beating hardworking employees away with a stick."
That must be a whole lotta peanuts if there are enough to create traffic for peanuts
Hm, I do like peanuts though. Roasted?
I know very few things for certain in this world but one of them is that I can't be trusted with honey-roasted peanuts. I'm shoving the next handful in my mouth before I'm even done chewing the first.
Don't tempt me, I don't want to walk to the gas station. It's late at night and I should go to bed :-(
It’s crazy, I just keep shoving. Even if I have a drink, the glass stays full till I’m done.