What is the one most astonishingly dumb things that, as a child, you believed was absolute truth?

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I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.

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I thought vaginas were just hiding 20-30 tiny miniature penises inside, and that's why they couldn't use urinals because it would spray everywhere

I uh... I'm kinda... what reasoning?... bruh, wtf? Explain yourself.

yes, this is the most horrible thing I've ever thought about

Idk my mental image is both horrific and hilarious, I'm imagining something of a Junji Ito, R. Crumb crossover.