Anyone has the famous reddit story with the immortal snail?

illi@lemm.ee to Reddit@lemmy.world – 36 points –

There was this legendary comment on reddit to a thread asking people what would their plan be if they were immortal and got milion dollars, but there was a superintelligent immortal snail also with milion dollars who would want to kill them. I was trying to find it but as far as I can tell OP removed it. Does anyone here have it and could post it here by any chance?

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The material will eventually break down. You're both immortal.

Oh. Invulnerable too?

In this scenario, if you were to venture to the bottom of the ocean you wouldn't drown, but you also wouldn't get any oxygen so your muscles would seize and you would be stuck. A fate worse than death, imo

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