You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 114 points – 1 years agoself-explanatory!!264Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsThe ability to talk to animalsYou can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.But only about collecting stamps.Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds... and you can't shut their conversion out for some peace and quietImagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling "I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!".You can talk to them but they can't understand you.This is just realityEverytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.1 more...
The ability to talk to animalsYou can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.But only about collecting stamps.Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds... and you can't shut their conversion out for some peace and quietImagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling "I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!".You can talk to them but they can't understand you.This is just realityEverytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.1 more...
You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds... and you can't shut their conversion out for some peace and quietImagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling "I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!".
Everytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.
The ability to talk to animals
You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
But only about collecting stamps.
Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.
You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds... and you can't shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet
Imagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling "I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!".
You can talk to them but they can't understand you.
This is just reality
Everytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.