[ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]

mizu@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 44 points –

Don't ask why.

UPDATE: GOING WITH THIS ONE

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What is up with you man? First the asklemmy now here. I hope all is well?

I had been eating very little and avoiding fibres for 24 hours but someone offered some gummies and i somehow forgot about the whole thing 😭

when you're trying to hold your poop for 3 days but someone offers you gummy worms

🤣🤣 This is most entertained I've been online in a long time, lol. I don't know what you're doing, and I hope you're taking care of yourself, but thank you for all the laughs.

It got the same feel as that guy on fark.com who got his balls stuck in a lawn chair

Dont throw them up in that case, your heart need electrolytes etc. can you drink some cucumber water? Electrolytes but essentially calorie negative.

Are you prepping for a colonoscopy? What color was it?

I’m half convinced this is performance art. I just wonder what is next…