Grimes sues Elon Musk over parental rights

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Grimes sues Elon Musk over parental rights
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Grimes, whose legal name is Claire Boucher, filed a petition to establish a parental relationship in San Francisco Superior Court on Friday.

*Lay down with billionaire nazi fascist dogs ....... wake up with fleas, and without your own children

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Musk and Grimes first had a son together, named X Æ A-12, and then a daughter born via surrogate in 2021 named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. They refer to them as "X" and "Y."

At this point I'm convinced there should be a test you take before the court allows you to procreate. Now hear me out, cause I know how it sounds. But maybe it can be a very simple test, with just one question: "do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?"

I've always assumed those lists of approved names some countries had where a bit xenophobic, but it turns out they were just protecting themselves from tech bros.

How about "Do you plan on thinking?"

Might help solve the overpopulation problem.

do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?

i am a less-than-junior dev, and my variables are always descriptive of what they do!

and with this (lack of) expertise i say: They got it the wrong way around. (x)y is boy, (x)x is girl.

He put in LESS effort than a junior dev!