Grimes sues Elon Musk over parental rights

downpunxx@kbin.social to News@lemmy.world – 562 points – Grimes sues Elon Musk over parental rights
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Grimes, whose legal name is Claire Boucher, filed a petition to establish a parental relationship in San Francisco Superior Court on Friday.

*Lay down with billionaire nazi fascist dogs ....... wake up with fleas, and without your own children

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I just hope the courts will consider what's best for Techno Mechanicus.

X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sideræl Musk.

Not even joking.

They both need to lose custody based on those names

Isn’t there laws against names like this?

Wait, no joke? Ræl is not a very nice thing to call someone in Norwegian

Online translation says it means "crap," for those that are curious.

No, it's a joke.

In an outdoor on-the-spot interview someone asked him how XAEwhatever was (saying it how Musk pronounced it in an interview) and Musk was confused for a few seconds like "huh.. what..?.. OH YOU MEAN MY KID HAHA! Yeah he's fine."

So he was just trolling and getting his kicks while everyone took him serious.

Considering his track record with his other kids, it's entirely possibly he just forgot he had that kid.

Those are the kids actual names. They refer to them as "X" and "Y."

Sideræl, substantiv; når dama du holder på med på si er noe skikkelig ræl.

What's with Elon Musk and the letter X anyways?

Edgy teenager shit, probably.

Like drawing an anarchy symbol on stuff.

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Your honor, my client promises to beseech the machine spirit and raise little Syntax Error here under the cult of Mars.

i hope James Workshop sues musk now just because

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She slept with him.

Eeeww.

Correction: She was impregnated by him. I'm sure there were scientists and sycophants involved.

Don’t forget the tech priests murmuring their chants and waving incense during the entire copulation ceremony.

What kind of.vanilla as fuck sex are you having? All that's like 2nd base nowadays. Get with the times, gramps

Toll the Great Bell Once!
Pull the Lever forward to engage the
Piston and Pump...
Toll the Great Bell Twice!
With push of Button fire the Engine
And spark Turbine into life...
Toll the Great Bell Thrice!
Sing Praise to the
God of All Machines

I’m almost certain that most if not all of his kids were conceived via artificial inseminaton?

He’s got a little Boys from Brazil thing going on with these kids.

Every picture of Grimes I've ever seen looks like someone tried to draw Madonna from memory.

Grimes is 35 trying to look 22. Madonna is 65 but as the "Queen of pop" tries very hard to look however young she can. There are similarities.

Yo why are we making fun of the way someone looks who's just trying to see her own children, instead of the nutjob who's keeping them from her?

She's also a psychopath who had multiple kids with him... she's not a some victim.

True, and none of that is relevant to her appearance.

Yup, but it's why I'm perfectly fine with someone make fun of her in any way they feel like.

You can make bad decisions and still be a victim.

She had three kids with him. I'm assuming she knew how he was by the third kid.

Drawing attention to people's appearances distracts from things that are truly worth criticizing, like shitty decision making. Also, it doesn't actually make them look bad. It makes you look bad.

She let elon bring another demon spawn into the world. Bully her to no end.

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There's something very disturbing about her. Like all the parts of her face are there, but they weren't assembled quite right.

The door, meagerly, opened and he saw within the apartment a fragmented and misaligned shrinking figure, a girl who cringed and slunk away and yet held onto the door, as if for physical support. Fear made her seem ill; it distorted her body lines, made her appear as if someone had broken her and then, with malice patched her together badly.

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Weird to think that she actually lived with Racist Uncle Elon for all those years before he gave up pretending and just had that as his public persona.

Musk and Grimes first had a son together, named X Æ A-12, and then a daughter born via surrogate in 2021 named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. They refer to them as "X" and "Y."

At this point I'm convinced there should be a test you take before the court allows you to procreate. Now hear me out, cause I know how it sounds. But maybe it can be a very simple test, with just one question: "do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?"

I've always assumed those lists of approved names some countries had where a bit xenophobic, but it turns out they were just protecting themselves from tech bros.

How about "Do you plan on thinking?"

Might help solve the overpopulation problem.

I just can't give Musk any energy anymore. Delete Twitter, y'all, and if we ignore him enough he'll go away.

Yeah like the nazis. They were ignored. That turned out so well

I joined Twitter recently. Every second post was about Musk. It's exhausting. It wasn't worth joining.

What made you join?

The more I think about it, the less I know why.

It's not uninteresting if you ignore the Nazis. Like I learned a lot about sovereign citizens from two ADL/academic researchers on there. And it's nice to connect with artists that way, for example.

But it's a hot burning dumpster fire.

Sad drama, the relationship did not end in good terms...

I wonder how he got child custody of them all, usually if taken to court don't they side with mom unless some deal was made before hand?

Money. The answer is money.

Yeah, I can see that, it does make sense.

I thought erratic behavior online would have helped but money beats anything else.

Thank you!

Exactly. He bought them from her; paid her off

It’s actually usually the opposite. Women get custody more because men are less likely to fight for custody. When men do fight they tend to get custody more often.

Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo

I get the health benefits of raw baby hearts, but once you try one deep fried there's really no going back.

There’s really something about the way the red stain is in such a small and contained area that screams baby hearts and not adult hearts.

Love American style: Endless court cases.

As opposed to what? Ignoring the law?

As opposed to other countries styles, not so many court cases?

Why do you think that's the case

I think the US just has a more litigious culture? Here in the UK custody would be done by mediation before anyone sued each other.

That is how it's done, what Elon Musk does is not representative of the normal American. Kinda sad I have to clarify that.

Yes it could just be the perception. In American films and TV everyone seems to have a lawyer, there's the whole "lawyer up" reddit meme and I've been given so much advice on reddit about things I should/shouldn't do to avoid getting sued (like sweeping the pavement outside my house! This seems to come up so often). The only time I know of people using solicitors here regularly are to buy houses and to finalise divorce.

What you read on reddit and watch on tv/movies isn't at all how reality actually is here lol. You do legal stuff when you have to, it's expensive and a hassle, and it's still best to settle things outside of court. Reddit says a lot of dumb things, the lawyer up thing is a meme since a redditor should really not be giving legal advice. That's like when you discuss mental issues, people say to go to a therapist, it's not any country specific. If anything, it's the EU who has a lot more regulation, which means more courts involved.

As I said, it's probably perception, though I don't understand your last point.

Ok, less very public court cases. Don't see much else other than Musk or Trump at the moment

He's a greasy little pube that lad. Bet he's got a pegging fetish.