US High School Student Loses Scholarship Over Social Media Twerking Video

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US High School Student Loses Scholarship Over Social Media Twerking Video
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Fascinating, Ive never seen an account self analyze their own comments before.

Ive never seen anyone with such horrible reading comprehension as yourself.

Did someone have to bribe your primary teachers to get you past the 3rd grade?

Weak zing, hardly anything to do with my comment, limp attempt at insults, 3/10.

You wanna try again? Ill give you a mulligan.

Hey Mulligan Man!

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It's a play on words for "Hey Culligan Man!" which was an advertisement that played repeatedly throughout the 90's in the US, for reference: https://youtu.be/LwwT92Gmp0w

You're barking up the wrong tree.

This guy is one can and the plastic packaging that kills turtles short of a six pack.

How they escaped Fife, Alabama i have no idea.

Try one that does not mirror my reply this time!

0/10, you did worse bud, you wasted that mulligan

More derivative tripe.

You could not humor your way out of a wet paper bag.

See that would have been a better attempt, tho not a passing one. Sadly, you already pissed away your mulligan. Better luck next year sport

In still amazed at your willful and determined ignorance.

You keep doubling down on your poor reading ability.

At this point im pretty sure you have failed at any occupation requiring wit or intelligence.

Go have sex with your mother and keep your family traditions alive.

You need a win where you can find it.

Gods above, now if only this had been your first attempt! 6/10, but hey thats a passing grade in some countries! The incest bit is trite, but I admire the choice of phrasing.

Youve been studying, havent you?

Nope. Just decided not to take any guff from a failed soul. Im sorey your stand up carreer faded away so quickly.

But trying to bully strangers on lemmy is truly a sign that you need better things to do.

Especially when you make Dane Cook look like an intelectual beacon of hope.

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