What's your houses equivalent of a poop knife.
I don't mean what you use to chop down your feces, but an object that you realized only your family has and people would raise their eyebrows at. Best if said object has a sole purpose.
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Yoga swing.
Anytime an adult asks what it is and I explain. They always - always always - assume its a sex swing.
Which, admittedly it could very well be if the wife wasn't so damn unwilling.
Then why do you have a full body gimp suit next to it?
Oh that? No no, that a errrr... a yoga suit
The ball gag is for the "Ommms" not to bother the neighbors ...
I was like "oh what is the last word going to be?!".
And here I am, being told by my wife that I will need to add tie-down rings to the bed I designed for us.