Donald Trump turns up at New York fraud trial, complains it distracts from campaign

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Donald Trump turns up at New York fraud trial, complains it distracts from campaign
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He should punch himself in the face and wear handcuffs and a gag. Really sell it.

ā€œIā€™m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?ā€

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

210 pounds, yea in your bra!

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh šŸ˜—šŸ˜™šŸ˜—šŸ˜™ momma

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