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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 704 points –

For newer users, the 3 day no poop post was an legendary asklemmy post where OP asked how they could go three days without shitting. We never found out why.

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If i eat a slice of ham 2-3 times a day, i would shit once a month, probably. If you weigh around 60kg then i assume you dont eat very large meals.

A while back, i weighed around 20 stone i was eating 3 meals a day (occasionally 4 if we got a cheeky late night mcdonalds) and snacks randomly through the day. I would shit once a day sometimes twice a day.

Just for comparison.

i eat pretty large (but healthy) meals maybe 3 or 4 times per day and deliver payloads like every day or every two days, rarely twice per day.

I used to weigh 20 stone and some, and I'm pretty close to 14 now. I shit as much or more, but they're WAY smaller. My shits used to be monsters, now it's like a toot with a projectile and I'm done.

I think everyone just poops a little different

I must disappoint you. Usually both my meals on my day are dinner (warm food) whichever time it usually random is; at least 85% of it is fast food like McDonald's and alike; and to maybe give you an idea of what amount I eat in 1 meal: usually about the amount of a Maxi McDonald's-Menu with an extra burger (sometimes 2). 😅

Many people then usually tell me I have a "fast metabolism", but if that were true I'd shit more than just the twice a week... 🤷‍♂️

Wveryone is different.but you say 2 meals a day mostly fast food. But not 3 mealsz not snacks and not second dinner? There are many other aspects. But you might just be lucky i guess.

Second dinner? Oo
I usually just can't myself up to make actual dinner until late in the evening. Don't know where I could even fit in a second dinner

Lol. Its a concept me and my wife used to indulge in when we would make our dinner and then later we would be watching a film and order takeaway delivery. No effort involved other than answering the door. It was not a good thing and made us both chunky but we dont do it any more as we decided to lose the weight and get back on a healthier diet.

Yeah, no. I eat maximum twice a day as much as I can cause it's hard to make time for it being a bit on the ADHD side of the spectrum. There are days I might only eat once cause I skipped one, but most days it's 2: 1 a bit after waking up, the second usually some time before bed... I used to eat less, but that turned out to be one of the sources of migraines I used to have. Probably because I lack any reserves having almost no fat-storage...