What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Windows_Error_Noises@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 669 points –

Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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"don't touch my junk" - "not bad for a first date" - "any message for the other side?" - "I'll let you know what the old man says" - "delete my browser history" - "I forgot the stove on"

I'm getting SRS next year. Idk if the first one would or wouldn't work, the second one could be spicy lol

I hope it is everything you envision it to be, and I wish you the very best.

Thank you <3 I never thought I'd actually have the chance for anything like this but I managed to luck out at a tech job with good insurance. It's all still a bit wild to me that it is even an option