Jeff Bezos Is Moving to Miami After 29 Years in Seattle

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Jeff Bezos is moving to Miami after 29 years in Seattle
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Aw, makes me wish Dexter was real.

If Dexter was real he could not afford that nice apartment anymore.

The storyline would revolve around him needing a roommate and then his roommate being invasive and eventually finding out that the roommate killed some people on purpose a few years back and... He's going to need a new roommate. One per season.

He could room with serial killers. That way, when they find out about him, he can hunt and kill them.

It's the quirky 80s comedy spinoff where the lovable goofball Dexter just can't keep a roommate, and his friends don't get why since he's just so darn swell.