Taylor Swift shit in my pants, drank all of my wife's skim milk, and told my boss to fuck off after forgetting I had a presentation on Monday. How or why she keeps doing these things to me, I'll never noknow.
Ffs, she's even putting typos in my Lemmy posts!
lol Taylor Swift stole my pic-a-nic basket and ran off singing something about being smarter than the a-ver-age bear!
Taylor Swift shit in my pants, drank all of my wife's skim milk, and told my boss to fuck off after forgetting I had a presentation on Monday. How or why she keeps doing these things to me, I'll never
noknow.Ffs, she's even putting typos in my Lemmy posts!
lol Taylor Swift stole my pic-a-nic basket and ran off singing something about being smarter than the a-ver-age bear!
Taylor Swift turned me into a newt!!
A newt?
I got better though