Don't do the forbidden math

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Calculator-as-a-service

When you break the subscription cost down into weekly payments, it seems very reasonable.

It costs less than a Stabucks coffee every 5 minutes.

The secret to selling the calculator subscription is to use the smallest possible time base for the quoted price since the potential clients can't use the calculator to figure out the yearly cost of the subscription.

Yeah, but if you sign up for a year up front you get an additional 15 parentheses a month.

Addition = 1 mathgem.

Subtraction = 2 mathgems.

Multiplication = 3 mathgems.

Division = 5 math gems.

Square root = 10 mathgems.

100 math gems = £1.99.

1,000 math gems = £15.99.

10,000 math gems = £129.99. BEST VALUE