Programmer tries to explain binary search to the policeThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 2513 points – 12 months ago409Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentNope, you're pretty clearly lying to save face.I'm not lying. I stand by what I've said.Yes you are.Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ... NO U!!1!!!!!!! We done?Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
Nope, you're pretty clearly lying to save face.I'm not lying. I stand by what I've said.Yes you are.Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ... NO U!!1!!!!!!! We done?Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
I'm not lying. I stand by what I've said.Yes you are.Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ... NO U!!1!!!!!!! We done?Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
Yes you are.Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ... NO U!!1!!!!!!! We done?Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ... NO U!!1!!!!!!! We done?Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
That's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...6 more...
Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.6 more...6 more...6 more...
Nope, you're pretty clearly lying to save face.
I'm not lying. I stand by what I've said.
Yes you are.
Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ...
NO U!!1!!!!!!!
We done?
Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.
Nobody's going to believe it though.
Have a nice day.
Better luck next time.
To each their own. :p
That's not relevant.
Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"?
I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.
Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.
Whatever floats your boat.
We done?
You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.