Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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I'm not lying. I stand by what I've said.

Yes you are.

Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ...

NO U!!1!!!!!!!

We done?

Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.

Nobody's going to believe it though.

Have a nice day.

Better luck next time.

To each their own. :p

That's not relevant.

That’s not relevant.

Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"?

I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.

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