Programmer tries to explain binary search to the policeThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 2513 points – 12 months ago409Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentI'm not lying. I stand by what I've said.Yes you are.Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ... NO U!!1!!!!!!! We done?Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
I'm not lying. I stand by what I've said.Yes you are.Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ... NO U!!1!!!!!!! We done?Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
Yes you are.Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ... NO U!!1!!!!!!! We done?Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ... NO U!!1!!!!!!! We done?Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
That's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...5 more...
Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...5 more...
You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?5 more...5 more...
I'm not lying. I stand by what I've said.
Yes you are.
Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then ...
NO U!!1!!!!!!!
We done?
Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.
Nobody's going to believe it though.
Have a nice day.
Better luck next time.
To each their own. :p
That's not relevant.
Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"?
I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.
Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.
Whatever floats your boat.
We done?
You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.
So, how long are we going to do this?