This toilet paper at my workLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.one to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world – 1336 points – 7 months agoCapitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus271Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentIt actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can't extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time I've heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-plySo you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision. typical business decision. Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.1 more...shareholder-plyThe key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand. Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.Believe me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach1 more...
It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can't extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time I've heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-plySo you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision. typical business decision. Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.1 more...shareholder-plyThe key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand. Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.Believe me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach1 more...
So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision. typical business decision. Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.1 more...
The key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand. Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.Believe me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach
It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can't extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time
I've heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply
So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.
Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.
shareholder-ply
The key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand.
Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.
Believe me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach