I would tell them they need reasonable toilet paper.
I don’t see how any judge would follow this argument. So you’re just leaving work for a few hours every day.
A few hours? How far do you live from your work?
a terrifying amount of people consider it completely and utterly normal to drive 2 hours to work every day
2 hours? As a non-american, I sometimes forget how car-centric and spread out American cities are... I knew Americans drive a lot, but 2 hours? Please tell me that's the combined back and forth trip, not each way...
2 hours is uncommon but not remotely unheard of. 1 hour is common. Our infrastructure is garbage.
You should be asking how often I poop.
True, I haven't considered going more than once...
It's a really big poop.
A ten mile drive in a big city post pandemic, really.
I don’t see how any judge would follow this argument. So you’re just leaving work for a few hours every day.
A few hours? How far do you live from your work?
a terrifying amount of people consider it completely and utterly normal to drive 2 hours to work every day
2 hours? As a non-american, I sometimes forget how car-centric and spread out American cities are... I knew Americans drive a lot, but 2 hours? Please tell me that's the combined back and forth trip, not each way...
2 hours is uncommon but not remotely unheard of. 1 hour is common. Our infrastructure is garbage.
You should be asking how often I poop.
True, I haven't considered going more than once...
It's a really big poop.
A ten mile drive in a big city post pandemic, really.