Through Christ all things are possible, even not getting used to being on fire. I make this sacrifice for Jesus. Who, coincidentally, already suffered for my sins. So...
Atheists: 0
Christians: 1
Ah, yes. The all loving Christ who would light you on fire if you don't love him. Truly a win.
Look. Christ was inconvenienced for a weekend. Cut him some slack.
Imagine believing in an invisible sky person with the power to condemn you to burn for eternity. Grow up.
I made the grave mistake of forgetting the /s. It was a joke, just like Religion.
Through Christ all things are possible, even not getting used to being on fire. I make this sacrifice for Jesus. Who, coincidentally, already suffered for my sins. So... Atheists: 0 Christians: 1
Ah, yes. The all loving Christ who would light you on fire if you don't love him. Truly a win.
Look. Christ was inconvenienced for a weekend. Cut him some slack.
Imagine believing in an invisible sky person with the power to condemn you to burn for eternity. Grow up.
I made the grave mistake of forgetting the /s. It was a joke, just like Religion.