Trump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator TrumpLanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to politics @lemmy.world – 463 points – 7 months agoboingboing.net136Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsOh really? So why hasn't God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?Because that's what holy wars are for unfortunately"Bow before the Lord, or get smote!" "I'm not going to bow before th- OOW! Why'd you hit me for?" "I acted as a vessel for God."God is up there doing his Goku powerup."Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don't believe it, you're obviously an infidel.
Oh really? So why hasn't God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?Because that's what holy wars are for unfortunately"Bow before the Lord, or get smote!" "I'm not going to bow before th- OOW! Why'd you hit me for?" "I acted as a vessel for God."God is up there doing his Goku powerup."Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don't believe it, you're obviously an infidel.
Because that's what holy wars are for unfortunately"Bow before the Lord, or get smote!" "I'm not going to bow before th- OOW! Why'd you hit me for?" "I acted as a vessel for God."
"Bow before the Lord, or get smote!" "I'm not going to bow before th- OOW! Why'd you hit me for?" "I acted as a vessel for God."
God is up there doing his Goku powerup."Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don't believe it, you're obviously an infidel.
Oh really? So why hasn't God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
Because that's what holy wars are for unfortunately
"Bow before the Lord, or get smote!"
"I'm not going to bow before th- OOW! Why'd you hit me for?"
"I acted as a vessel for God."
God is up there doing his Goku powerup.
"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don't believe it, you're obviously an infidel.