Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 456 points –

Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

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It's accepted among historians that the historical figure of Jesus existed.

Most of whom are religious people deferring to other religious historians who based their conclusions on a few vague accounts from romans and Jewish scholars that weren't even born at the time.

Key sentence of any honest article about "historical Jesus":

Documentary evidence outside of the New Testament is limited.

And as any rational person knows, the New Testament is part of a work of fiction based on old folk tales.

Oh, please do double down on those unsupported claims. I'm sure you'll be rewarded for the "erudite scholarship" any second now.

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