Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 456 points –

Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

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If you just lock jesus in the janitors closet, he will 'rise up' in 3 days. No worriez!

Party like it's 4 AD!

..you mean like a 4yo? 🤔

more like 8-10. Christ was born between 4-6 BC according to the Biblical Scholar's generally accepted date.

Didn’t exist at all according to reality, though.

Even if he did, I'm not sure 10yos are such great partiers either 😄

It's accepted among historians that the historical figure of Jesus existed.

Most of whom are religious people deferring to other religious historians who based their conclusions on a few vague accounts from romans and Jewish scholars that weren't even born at the time.

Key sentence of any honest article about "historical Jesus":

Documentary evidence outside of the New Testament is limited.

And as any rational person knows, the New Testament is part of a work of fiction based on old folk tales.

Oh, please do double down on those unsupported claims. I'm sure you'll be rewarded for the "erudite scholarship" any second now.

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It is generally accepted that the historical person of Jesus did exist. There are other (non biblical) sources fromt that era that mention a man named Jesus of Nazareth from the Palestine area in the first century. Which is only logical, since he made quite a political and religious ruckus. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

Fell free to prove you claim at any point. As you can't, perhaps consider accepting that your beliefs, no matter how vital to your life, are not superior to anyone else's. But then you'll just demand you don't have to prove your factless claim and that I must prove Jesus did exist. Something I didn't claim but in fact informed whose claim it was. And yet your faith in your personal belief is so fragile, you had to jump in and refute a statement no one made.

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Is it ever specified of the wine Jesus makes is good wine?

John 2:9-10:

When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,

And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.