milkkewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 793 points – 6 months ago28Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsWonder whose job it is to milk SantaMrs Claus?Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.The creature or something, I dunno.It's knife guyOr maybe the meat wormMeat worm guy 🪱Christmas guy 🪱Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.Santa's Milk Pump VERY NSFW
Wonder whose job it is to milk SantaMrs Claus?Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.The creature or something, I dunno.It's knife guyOr maybe the meat wormMeat worm guy 🪱Christmas guy 🪱Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.Santa's Milk Pump VERY NSFW
The creature or something, I dunno.It's knife guyOr maybe the meat wormMeat worm guy 🪱Christmas guy 🪱
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...
Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.Santa's Milk Pump VERY NSFW
Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
Mrs Claus?
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
The creature or something, I dunno.
It's knife guy
Or maybe the meat worm
Meat worm guy 🪱
Christmas guy 🪱
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...
Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
Santa's Milk Pump
VERY NSFW